Friday, September 30, 2016

10 Well-Intentioned Government Programs That Backfired

Copyright 2016 by Gary L. Pullman

It may be true, as some claim, that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but that observation hasn't stopped governments at the city, state, and national levels from establishing programs that, although well-intentioned, sometimes backfire. In such cases, the programs end up doing the opposite of what they were intended to do. Other times, they may be partially effective, but they introduce unanticipated problems that offset, negate, or altogether eliminate the benefits the programs were intended to provide.

It seems that, at whatever level, governments cannot help but meddle in citizens' affairs, creating as many, if not more, problems than they seek to correct. Here's our list of 10 well-intentioned government programs that backfired.

10 School Lunch Program


Like many American first ladies before her, Michelle Obama championed a cause she believed would improve the quality of life in the United States. By establishing new nutritional standards for public school lunches, she hoped her program would help reduce childhood obesity. Instead, childhood obesity has increased. The country's students haven't been keen on the menu changes, and, a study by the University of Connecticut’s Rudd Center for Food Policy & Obesity shows “the percentage of students selecting vegetables significantly decreased from 68 [percent] in 2012 to 62 [percent] in 2013.” In 2014, the percentage dropped even further. After rising significantly, the percentage of students who chose fruit also dropped sharply in 2014. The study indicated “salad did not fare much better” than broccoli, which was chosen only 38 percent of the time. In general, the 2012 Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act has backfired.

9 Welfare Drug-Testing Programs


In an effort to identify drug-dependent welfare recipients, several U. S. states have instituted drug-testing for individuals seeking to enroll in such programs. After spending approximately $1 million dollars on testing, the states have discovered “needy applicants” actually use drugs less often than the rest of the public. Critics contend tax dollars could be better spent on job training, health care assistance, and education. Other problems with drug-testing programs, critics argue, is they don't necessarily include treatment for the few people who do have a drug-dependency problem and they may deny funds or food stamps to the children of impoverished drug users. In any case, the expenditure of tax dollars appears disproportionate to the number of individuals abusing drugs, and the programs cost taxpayers more money than they save them. 

8 Car-Buyers Incentive Program


Bangkok Traffic

Hoping to jump start its flagging automobile manufacturing industry, Thailand initiated “an incentive program for first-time carbuyers.” Instead of reinvigorating the industry, the program created an unsustainable “boom” in car purchases. Buying “collapsed once the tax breaks expired,” and 120,000 of the 1.2 million Thais who took advantage of the incentive program defaulted on their loans. As a result, “Japanese automakers, who control 80 percent of the local market, reported a 30 percent drop in sales on average in the second quarter of 2013,” and dealers' prices fell sharply. 

7 Cigarette-Recycling Program


Vancouver's “well-intentioned pilot” cigarette-recycling program wasn't well planned, officials admitted. The city hoped to reduce unsightly litter while promoting environmental cleanliness as part of its Greenest City 2020 Action Plan. In installing 110 cigarette butt-collection boxes downtown, the city broke local bylaws, as some of the boxes are within six meters (feet) “of doors, windows and air intakes,” which violates the city's “buffer zone,” which was designed to “protect people from secondhand [cigarette] smoke.” In addition, officials are concerned that the presence of the receptacles might suggest smoking is “more socially acceptable” downtown. Before implementing the program, officials failed to research whether the recycling program would affect smoking rates or reduce the hazards of secondhand cigarette smoke. There may be easier, safer, and less expensive ways to promote cigarette butt recycling. Dr. Stuart Kreisman, an endocrinologist, recommended requiring “a deposit of $1 per pack of 20 cigarettes, refundable to the buyer upon return of the 20 butts.” He also recommended the cigarette companies participate in the “deposit program.”

6 Payment-in-Kind Program


If farmers agree not to plant portions of their land, the U. S. government gives them payment-in-kind (PIK) certificates. These certificates, equal to the volume of the crops the farmers agreed not to plant, are redeemable for surplus crops the government already owns. The value of these crops is based on their market price at the time the certificates are issued. Many farmers sell the anticipated PIK crops before they actually harvest their own fields or receive the PIK crops the government owes them. 

Intended to support the depressed “farming economy by reducing surpluses” in order to match supply with demand, the Payment-in-kind Program cost cotton farmers much more than anyone anticipated. Officials planned to shell out 4.1 million bales of cotton to farmers, but there was a “shortfall” of 700,000 bales. The PIK program requires participating farmers to make up the difference, which means they must “buy cotton on the open market, at higher prices than their PIK certificates are worth. 

In addition, farmers are now short the cotton they've already sold, based on their anticipation of the government's PIK cotton. They must buy the cotton they owe their buyers, at higher, current market prices. Thus, they are doubly short-changed. Outraged cotton farmers made their displeasure known, and lawmakers passed legislation to reimburse their constituents for their out-of-pocket losses. The reimbursement has also angered voters, because the bailout will cost American taxpayers $200 million. 

5 Land Redistribution Program


In Venezuela, President Hugo Chavez is playing Robin Hood, giving big landowner's land to the poor. This forced redistribution of land, he believes, will increase crop production and “end dependence on food imports.” The program is legal, Chavez said, because the land belongs to the state. So far, the government has redistributed 5 million acres of unused or expropriated land. Although, in a few cases, the program has worked as intended, overall, it has backfired. With “no irrigation” or “credit” from the government, much of the land cannot be worked and once-productive farms now yield few, if any, crops.  

4 Foreign Workers Program “Fixes”


Canada's Foreign Workers Program has caused more problems than it's solved. That's what many Canadian businesses contend, and policymakers responded, hastening, in an effort to appease constituents, to “fix” the program's alleged contradictions and abuses. However, the fixes themselves have garnered hostility and complaints. Temporary worker application fees have increased dramatically. There will be more “low-skilled” workers, too, now that this designation is based on the minimum wage rather than “a widely accepted standardized list of occupations.” Temporary workers are being phased out in provinces in which the unemployment rate is above 6 percent. “Red tape” and “higher application fees” also affect highly skilled and professional “seasonal and transient workers” by requiring them to repeatedly complete numerous applications. Businesses as varied as fast-food restaurants, insurance companies, hospitals, banks, farms, resorts, and fish plants complain revisions to the Foreign Workers Program will make it harder, not easier, for them to find dependable, low-cost employees and to compete in a global workplace.

3 Parking Program


Oslo has angered residents three times over. First, they're unhappy about higher parking fees. Second, they're irritated that they sometimes can't find a place to park. Third, they're outraged the parking program has cost them millions of Norwegian krones (NOK). Seeking to “reduce vehicle use,” city leaders required drivers to park for longer periods and upped parking fees by 50 percent. Motorists responded by finding alternative places to park, with the result that the city has not obtained the NOK 80 million (US$9.8 million) “in additional revenue” it anticipated collecting, and has lost NOK 85 million (US$10.4 million) of the funds the city had budgeted. In addition, electric cars are not required to pay to park, and their number has grown greatly in the recent past. 

2 Distressed Asset Stabilization Program


The U. S. Distressed Asset Stabilization Program was intended to remove “non-performing mortgages” from banks' accounts so banks could make the terms related to the loans easier for homeowners to pay. Instead, investors with deep pockets have made even more money from them. “For-profit entities,” mostly “private-equity firms,” have purchased 97 percent of these mortgages. Instead of working with the homeowners, the companies simply “dump the mortgages,” collecting insurance for the difference between what homeowners been paid and what they owe on the mortgages. After foreclosure on the properties, the equity firms rent the houses or “even sell securities based on future rent receipts.” Instead of helping homeowners refinance their mortgages, the program has led to more foreclosures and additional profits for banks.

1. Car-rationing Program


New Delhi traffic

In an effort to remedy its pollution problem, New Delhi, India, experimented with a car-rationing program. For a 2-week period, the law allowed vehicle owners to drive only every other day. The alternate days they could drive were determined by whether their license plates ended in even or odd numbers. To bypass the law's requirements, motorists sought to buy a second vehicle. When sold, used cars retain their license plates, so those with even-number plates sought to purchase cars with odd-numbered plates, and vice-versa. The program, intended to reduce the number of cars traveling on New Delhi's streets, backfired, as more people bought and drove more cars.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

10 Historic Accounts of Battlefield Angels

Copyright 2016 by Gary L. Pullman

Although some may doubt, or even scoff, at the stories others tell concerning divine intervention in human affairs, such stories persist. Especially in times of crisis, when the outcome of events are significant, many contend, God sends his emissaries, often in the role of heavenly warriors, to reinforce the soldiers on one side or the other of a conflict. According to such writers, God intervened during a battle for the Roman Empire, to deliver a city in Gaul from would-be invaders, and to dissuade Attila the Hun from attacking Rome. God, they claim, also acted on the behalf of the future French king, Charles VII and twice came to the aid of popes. During World War I, God took a direct interest, some insist, in battles in which one force was greatly outnumbered by its opponent, but also acted on behalf of children and missionaries in an isolated African school threatened by rebels. A couple of the battlefields on which angels have tread, some say, are not part of a war between nations, but the areas that have come under the attack of forces in the global war on terror. These are 10 historic accounts of battlefield angels.

10 Milvian Bridge, Italy



When Diocletian abdicated as the emperor of the Roman Empire in 305, Galerius succeeded him. Galarius placed Flarius Valerius Constantinus (later, Emperor Constantine) in charge of the Roman territories of Britain and Gaul (that part of Europe that presently includes France, Luxembourg, Belgium, much of Switzerland, Northern Italy, and parts of the Netherlands). However, Galerius' brother-in-law, Maxentius, warred against Galerius, seizing Italy and Rome. In 312, a year after Galerius died, Constantine, invading Italy, marched on Rome. Until now, Constantine had worshiped the sun god Sol Invictus. However, before fighting Maxentius, Constantine and his men saw a fiery crossin the sky, next to the Greek words In hoc signo vinces(“In this sign conquer”). That night, he dreamed Christ commanded him to fight under the sign of the cross, and he had his soldiers display the sign on their shields. The next day, victorious over Maxentius, he converted to Christianity, forbidding the persecution of Christians and giving Romans the right to worship whichever god they chose. 

9 Embrun, Gaul



St. Marcellinus


Having invaded Gaul, the Goths marched on Embrun in 433. Its archbishop, St. Albin, appealed to St. Marcellinus, a late priest who'd been martyred during the reign of Roman Emperor Diocletian. St. Albin asked him to protect the city. Despite his prayer, the Goths laid “siege to the city.” In time, the attackers reached the Embrun's “immediate fortifications.” As the battle raged, St. Marcellinus appeared “in a vision,” leading an army of angels. The heavenly host “threw the assailants from the walls and turned the Goths' weapons against them,” saving the city. Many of the enemy were slain. The rest, unnerved, fled for their lives.

8 Mincio River, Northern Italy



In 452, Pope Leo I rode out to meet Attila the Hun near the Mincio River. Attila had gathered his men, who'd been “scattered in Gaul during the Battle of Chalons, and was marching on Rome. According to Prosper, “a Christian chronicler,” the pontiff so “impressed” the barbarian warrior that Attila returned across the Danube, rather than attacking Rome. A second, anonymous account maintains Attila's retreat resulted from the presence of the apostles Peter and Paul, standing beside Leo, armed with swords. The apostolic angels threatened to slay Attila unless he followed the pope's command. The presence of the apostolic angels, not Leo, this source claims, led Attila to promise “peace” and depart “beyond the Danube.”

7 Orleans, France



In 1425, at age 13, Joan of Arc, an illiterate medieval French peasant, began hearing the voices of St. Michael the archangel and two saints, Margaret and Catherine of Alexandria. They informed her God had chosen her to lead the army of crown prince Charles of Valois against the English invaders and their French allies, the Burgundians, to reunify France under Charles' rule. Proving herself divinely appointed by sharing a message from God during “a private audience” with Charles, Joan convinced him to give her charge of his army, and she won the Battle of Orleans, which was under siege. The prince was crowned as King Charles VII. Afterward, captured by the enemy, Joan was tried as a witch and burned at the stake in 1431. She was 19 years old. In 1920, she was canonized.

6 Lepanto, Greece




As the Muslims of the Ottoman Empire waged a jihad, or holy war, to bring Europe under its submission, Pope Pius V gathered an armada, the Holy League, to battle the Turks' fleet of battleships; wrest back control of the Mediterranean; and isolate the African territories of Selim II, Sultan of the Turks, from his European and Asian lands. Both the pope and Don John of Austria, the commander of the ships of the Holy League, prepared themselves and their men spiritually, with prayers, fasting, the prohibition of women aboard ships, and the imposition of the death sentence for blasphemy. At a critical moment in the momentous maritime engagement, which occurred in the present-day Gulf of Corinth off Greece's coast, the wind shifted, favoring the Holy League's fleet. A hundred and thirteen 113 Turkish galleys were sunk, and 117 were captured, as opposed to the 12 galleys of the Holy League that were sunk and the single one that was captured. Some present during “The Battle That Saved the Christian West” insist they'd had supernatural assistance, a claim memorialized in Veronese's painting, The Battle of Lepanto, which, depicting the Virgin Mary, Saint Peter, Saint Mark, and a host of heavenly angels assembled in the clouds above the battle, represents “the victory of Lepanto as Divine Intervention.


5 Mons, Belgium





During the World War I Battle of Mons, Belgium, Germans forced the British to retreat. However, in the process, British riflemen, “firing 15 rounds per minute,” mowed down many in the advancing “20-acre formation” and later turned them back at the River Marne. According to many British soldiers, they were able to withstand the Germans because angelic archers had appeared in the clouds, raining down arrows on enemy troops.

4 Bethune, France




According to Gwynn Day's 1957 book, The Wonder of the World, angels riding white horses approached German troops near Bethune, France, as the soldiers marched toward Paris. German soldiers maintained that, although the heavenly cavalry were attacked by a massive barrage of artillery and intense machine gun fire, they continued to advance “at a slow trot,” unharmed. The presence of the calm, persistent riders, led by a splendid figure, holding a “great sword” like those wielded by Crusaders, unnerved the Germans, and they retreated in panic.


3 Jeunesse Rebellion in the Belgian Congo


Corrie ten Boom

In his 1973 book, The Secret Life of Angels, Ron Rhodes includes Christian author Corrie ten Boom's account of a divine intervention during the 1918 Jeunesse Rebellion in the Belgian Congo. As rebels advanced on a missionary school that was home to 200 children, whom they intended to kill, they suddenly retreated in panic. The next day, and the next, the same incident occurred. The rebels' behavior was a mystery. The school, which was surrounded only by a fence and guarded by a few soldiers, should have been an easy target. A captured rebel explained the insurgents' odd conduct. He and his fellow fighters had been frightened away by the sight of “hundreds of soldiers” wearing “white uniforms.” Recalling that African soldiers did not wear uniforms, Boom believed rebels had seen a host of angelic warriors sent by God to protect the schoolchildren and their teachers.

2 Alfred B. Murrah Federal Building, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, 1995



Some accounts of angelic intervention concern the appearances of messengers of God on battlefields of America's war on terrorism. Such is the case with the mysterious trumpeter who appeared beyond a police barricade in front of the Alfred B. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, following its destruction, in 1995, as the result of a terrorist attack conducted by Timothy McVeigh and his co-conspirators Terry Nichols and Michael Fortier. A photographer attempted to photograph the musician, only to find, no matter how many times he tried, he couldn't get the camera's shutter to work. Other photographers on the scene had no more success than he. One of them suggested the trumpeter might be an angel. Mark Judelson, the executive director of the Arts Council of Rockland, New York, agreed. The trumpeter, he believed, “was the angel Gabriel.” 

1 Flight 93 Crash Site, Shanksville, Pennsylvania


Lillie Leonardi

Former FBI agent Lillie Leonardi reached Flight 93's Pennsylvania crash site three hours after its passengers prevented the terrorists who'd hijacked the airplane from crashing it into the White House. Leonardi, who acted as the “liaison between law enforcement and the families of the passengers and crew members killed in the United Airlines” airplane crash, recounts her experience in her book In the Shadow of a Badge: A Spiritual Memoir. Although traumatized by the experience (she “retired from the FBI due to post-traumatic stress disorder linked to her role in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 terror attacks”), Leonardi said the event changed her life. At the scene, she observed “shimmery lights,” through a “mist,” and realized she was seeing angels. She wrote her book “to tell the story of the angels . . . so that other people understand that God was there.” 

10 Dubious Sources of Criminal Evidence

Copyright 2018 by Gary \L. Pullman


Lie-detector results aren't admissible in U. S. courts of law. Such devices can't determine whether an individual is lying. They simply measure blood pressure, heart rate (pulse), and other physiological indicators of emotion. Some people can use various tricks to “fool” a lie-detector, too. In many cases, examiners persuade a person the lie detector shows he or she is being dishonest, causing the individual to make false confessions. (LINK 1)

Many of us are aware of the limitations of lie-detector tests, but we may not realize that other sources of criminal evidence thought to be reliable are also often undependable. The relative unreliability of tests which, in the eyes of the general public, are often considered dependable, or even certain, indicators of criminal guilt has had serious consequences, as defendants have been incarcerated, denied parole, or even executed on the basis of such evidence.

This list of 10 dubious sources of criminal evidence focuses on evidence used in U. S. criminal trials, although it may also apply to such litigation in other countries.

10 Eyewitness Testimony

Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable. Experiments have shown that, due to lying, faulty or incomplete memories, false memories, mistaken perceptions, and bias, eyewitness, or anecdotal, evidence can sound convincing but be partially, largely, or even completely mistaken. (LINK 2)

Eyewitness testimony can also be “contaminated by beliefs, later experiences, feedback, selective attention to details.” Likewise, “exaggeration,” confusion concerning the chronology of events, misinterpretation, delusions, and other factors often make eyewitness testimony unreliable. (LINK 3)

9 Fingerprints


Fingerprints are often regarded as infallible proof of innocence or guilt, but, as evidence of a crime, they, too, can be more problematic than many people may realize. No standard exists by which to determine when one fingerprint matches another. Experts sometimes require a number of fingerprint features, or “points,” to match, but no set number must do so. Some say matching 6 points is sufficient. Others require 9 points to match. Still others insist 12 is the minimum number of matching points. Some fingerprint experts reject the point system altogether. What are the odds two fingerprints will “share certain ridge characteristics”? No one knows. There's no standard. There's also no way to know how often an examiner may erroneously “match” two prints or mistakenly conclude fingerprints from different sources are those of the same person. It's been shown, however, that in a “1995 test, 34 percent of test-takers made an erroneous identification,” and “latent prints” may be even more often misidentified or “matched.” Although fingerprints are admissible in court as nearly certain indicators of guilt or evidence, their use has never been subjected to rigorous courtroom challenges, or “adversarial testing,” or to “empirical study.” (LINK 4)

8 Confessions

Twenty-five percent of the people who confess to crimes are later exonerated by DNA. People make false confessions under duress, but also because of “coercion, intoxication, diminished capacity, mental impairment, ignorance of the law, fear of violence, the actual infliction of harm, the threat of a harsh sentence,” and “misunderstanding the situation.” Confessions by “juveniles” are the most often “unreliable” admissions of guilt. Police interrogators often lie to suspects about the actions of district attorneys or judges and often invent or exaggerate evidence or lie about the suspect's legal situation to pressure suspects to confess. (LINK 5)

7 Criminal Profiling

Criminal profilers may assume criminal behavior always has the same motive or purpose, whereas, in fact, the motive may differ from one person to another. Research shows investigators tend to “validate” a profiler's “claims” if they wish him or her to be “right,” even suppressing information that doesn't fit the profile. LINK 6)

A detective may purposely interpret a situation in several ways, making “vague or ambiguous statements” to which nearly anyone is likely to agree. When the suspect concurs with one of these statements, the detective, using “observation” and other cues, “reads” the suspect, providing more statements and claims with which he or she is likely to assent. While the process may be effective, it has little, if any, evidentiary value. (LINK 7)

6 Handwriting Analysis


Handwriting analysis is often used to assess the authenticity of document signatures and writings, as it was to validate the signature of Adolf Hitler so his documents could be entered as evidence in war crimes trials. (LINK 8)

According to a 2009 report by the National Academy of Sciences, little “research” supports the “reliability and replicability of the practices used by trained document examiners.” Furthermore, the Journal of Forensic Sciences found “document examiners were almost twice as likely to make errors when viewing hand-printed writing as they were when viewing other types of documents, such as those written in cursive.” Some judges, law professors, lawyers, and handwriting analysts challenge not only the accuracy, but also the very possibility, of obtaining scientifically valid conclusions based on the way a person shapes, spaces, and executes his or her letters. Interpretation is often arbitrary. In a word, Mark Denbeaux, a Seton Hall University law professor, regards the whole practice as “bogus.” (LINK 9)

5 Penile Plethysmograph


The penis plethysmograph measures the flow of blood through the penis, “by measuring minute changes in . . . erectile responses,” which supposedly indicates the level of sexual arousal a man experiences, often while he is exposed to pornography or other titillating materials. The device, employed in many “sex offender treatment programs,” is sometimes required “as a term of supervised release” to determine whether a parolee is “at increased risk of reoffending.” The device's efficacy has been challenged on numerous occasions, and courts have not always ruled it an effective indicator of male sexual arousal. (LINK 10)

Critics of the penile plethysmograph contend the use of the device produces conflicting results. Both sex offenders and men who have not committed sexual offenses have been sexually aroused by the same “stimuli.” Paradoxically, many sex offenders are not aroused by materials that suggest acts similar to those which they've committed. Some courts refuse to admit evidence obtained through the use of the device, because of its “questionable reliability,” and because there's no verified correlation between its findings and the actual behavior of either criminal suspects or convicted sex offenders. There's also the problem of the “lack of standardized materials to use as stimuli for subjects.” Constitutional issues are also involved in the use of the device. For these reasons and others, it's not universally considered a reliable source of criminal evidence. (LINK 11)

4 Vaginal Plethysmograph


The vaginal plethysmograph is used for many of the same purposes as the penile version, but its “probing for signs of arousal is considered “no more reliable than penile measurements” because no “sound theoretical basis” exists “for interpreting what the measurements mean.” If anything, the vaginal version is even more dubious as a source of criminal evidence than its penile counterpart, “because it measures the amount of blood in the genitalia by monitoring minor changes in skin color inside the vagina, and it's difficult, if not impossible, to determine what changes in skin color actually represent. (LINK 12)

The accuracy of the vaginal plethysmograph is also undermined by its “inability to measure sexual responses during orgasm due to the sensitivity of the probe to movement artifact.” Even when orgasm isn't an issue, the possibility of interpreting the device's readings with any precision is highly questionable, since increased vaginal pulse amplitude (VPA) may result from “a restriction” in “drainage” from veins instead of “vasodilation per se.” In addition, vaginal blood volume and VPA “signals” don't indicate which blood vessels “the vasodilation” occurs in. (LINK 13)

3 Repressed Memories

Research shows jurors in mock trials are apt to accept the authenticity of repressed memories if they also believe the defendant's claims. When jurors don't believe the defendant's claims, they often think the “false claims” result from “an honest mistake” rather “than a deliberate lie.” If two witnesses testify, one of whose memories are not repressed and the other of whose memories are repressed, both male and female jurors are “more skeptical” of the latter witnesses' testimony. (LINK 14)

Although, in general, psychologists tend to believe people sometimes repress memories of traumatic events, there's “no controlled laboratory support for the concept of repression,” and, based on other factors in the case, jurors may not accept the validity of such phenomena, making repressed memories a dicey defensive strategy. (LINK 15)

2 Jail House “Snitch” Testimony

Prosecutors sometimes offer a “favorable plea to a lesser charge or a reduction in sentence” to prisoners who testify concerning information they hear from cellmates, despite the fact that a recent report “found that prosecutions based on the testimony of a 'snitch' are the leading cause of wrongful convictions in capital cases.” Paul Butler, a professor at George Washington University Law School and a former Assistant United States Attorney, identifies other problems with using such testimony, contending, for one thing, “the widespread and unregulated use of snitches impedes community safety” and “makes the evidence in criminal cases unreliable.” (LINK 16)

1 Roadside Drug-testing Kits


Two-dollar roadside drug-testing kits have come under fire in several U. S. states because their use has resulted in false positives and have led, in some cases, to false confessions. False positives have resulted from “80 compounds, including common home cleaning products.” (LINK 17)

Color changes supposedly indicated the presence of cocaine, but scientists have determined color changes can suggest only the “possible presence or absence of a particular molecule grouping.” In addition, the integrity of these tests is compromised by the fact that color identification is a subjective process, and “it is not uncommon for two analysts to describe the same color differently.” (LINK 18)





















10 Bizarre New Ways of Dealing with Death

Copyright 2016 by Gary L. Pullman

Although many might perceive funerals as static rituals, that need not be the case today. Bizarre innovations offer an array of highly imaginative, but practical, alternatives to traditional ways of mourning the deaths and celebrating the lives of our departed loved ones. Some of these innovations are possible because of technological inventions and discoveries. Others are due to changing attitudes concerning death and bereavement. Devotion to environmentally friendly green technologies and practices have made still other innovations possible. Whatever their causes, the new ways of dealing with death are apt to strike many of us as bizarre.

10 DNA Preservation


The $263 Andreason’s Cremation & Burial Service in Springfield, Oregon, charges to swab the inside of a departed loved one's cheek may seem a bit steep, but the process does allow family members to “preserve” the deceased “person's genetic record” prior to the body's cremation or burial. Besides, DNA Memorial, a DNA lab in Thunder Bay, Ontario, has to get its cut. Why would the family want to avail themselves of this service? The genetic material would confirm paternal or other family relationships. It's also a useful tool for establishing ancestry. At “room temperature,” the DNA can be stored “indefinitely.” DNA Memorial provides its service to “funeral homes in several Canadian and American cities” and to overseas municipalities in England and Scotland “and in one city in Israel.”

9 Liquid or Freeze-Dried Cremation


Recently, funeral homes have begun to offer “liquid cremation” and freeze-dried cremation services. In the former, which is also known as “chemical hydrolysis,” remains are put under pressure “in a solution of water and potassium hydrozide.” A green technology, liquid cremation is an environmentally friendly alternative to conventional cremation, substantially reducing “carbon emissions and other pollutants.” 

The deceased can also be freeze-dried by being exposed to liquid nitrogen. Then, the body is “vibrated so that it dissolves into a fine powder.” Next, water is evaporated, and mercury and other substances are extracted. “The residue can be put into a shallow grave and turns to mulch in about a year.” Like liquid cremation, the freeze-dried alternative is an environmentally friendly “green” process. 

8 DIY Funerals

Sebastopol, California's, Natural Death Care Project (NDCP) provides family members all “the information they need” to conduct a do-it-yourself (DIY) funeral for the dearly departed. The family learns “how to bathe and dress a body” and how to keep “the body on an unseen bed of dry ice while the deceased lies in state in his or her own bed.” NDCP also “offers casket-building plans.” Alternatively, family members can opt to purchase Lisa Carlson's book, Caring for the Dead: Your Final Act of Love. For $29.95, Carlson provides instruction on “home death and home visitations, embalming, body and organ donation, burial, cremation and other practical matters.”

7 Drive-Thru Visitation



For those who are too busy to stop at the funeral home to pay their last respects, the Paradise Funeral Chapel in Saginaw, Michigan, has the solution: drive-thru visitation. Detecting the weight of the mourner's vehicle as it enters the drive-thru lane, a sensor activates a mechanism that draws back a curtain on the drive-thru window, allowing the driver and his or her passengers, if any, to view the body of the deceased as it lies “at a minor angle” to facilitate “in-car viewing.” The funeral home's owner, Ivan Phillips, said some people fear funeral homes. His innovative drive-thru visitation service, he declared, will allow them to avoid mortuaries altogether, as they pay their respects “from the convenience of their car.”

6 3-D Printing of Replacement Body Parts



In The American Way of Death (1998), journalist Jessica Mitford (1917-1996) described the challenges facing morticians back in the day. The restoration of “mutilated” or disease-ravaged bodies, in particular, required “intestinal fortitude and determination,” she observed. If a body were missing a hand, an artificial replacement could be cast “in plaster of Paris.” Actually, “only a cast of the back of the hand” was required, she added, and the mortician could simulate “pores and skin texture . . . by stippling with a little brush.” With proper training and practice, a mortician could meet even greater challenges, she assured her readers, including “decapitation.”

For today's practitioners of the art of embalming, such problems are much easier to solve. China's Longhau Funeral Parlor uses “3D printingto repair damaged bodies before they’re put on display in front of the deceased’s family members and friends. The technology can “layer material” so as to create “a three-dimensional representation of the damaged body part.” The mortuary also does hair transplants. The technology also allows the funeral industry to perform “cosmetic surgery” on remains, which can “make corpses appear younger or better looking.” 

5 Funeral Webcasting


Thanks to webcasting, it's possible to have the funeral come to the mourners' homes rather than having them visit the funeral parlor. Some who couldn't attend a funeral in real-time can attend online. Having begun to webcast funerals in October, 2008, Matthew Fiorillo, the owner of the Ballard-Durand Funeral Home in White Plains, New York, now conducts as many as five online funerals each a month. He aims to make the webcasting experience as authentic as possible. “We place the speaker stand close to the head end of the casket, so viewers can see both,” he said. “Web viewers can post photos, videos, and condolence messages on a password-protected memorial page for the deceased created by the funeral home. They can also view the funeral 'on demand’ for up to five years if the family wishes.” Fiorillo isn't the only mortician to offer the service. Webcasting funerals have caught on in Hong Kong, India, and the Philippines. John Reed, the owner of the Dodd & Reed Funeral Home, in Webster Springs, West Virginia, predicts that, eventually, “services” will “include two-way communication for people who want to speak at a service they couldn’t attend in person.”

4 Video Headstones

Sergio Aguirre, owner of Serenity Panel, makes it his business to sell solar-powered video headstones as a way for the bereaved to “celebrate the life of a lost loved one.” Once visitors flip the solar panel on his durable Vidstone device, 5 to 7 minutes of “special moments . . . compiled by . . . friends and relatives of the deceased” or by “funeral homes” plays. The device comes with “two standard headphone jacks,” and “the solar panel protects the screen from sun damage and charges a battery inside.” The 7-inch LED video screen comes with a one-year warranty, is “shatter-resistant,” is “vandal-resistant,” and can endure a temperature range between 0 and 48.9 degrees Celsius (32 and 120 degrees Fahrenheit.)”

3 “Reef Ball” Fish Habitats



For those who want literally to feed the fishes after their demise, Eternal Reefs offers just the service. The Sarasota, Florida, company will transform a person's cremains into a “'reef ball' where fish can hang out.” Some of his clients are people who have used traditional cremation services but find “they don't know what to do with their 'shelf people.'” If they come to Eternal Reefs' “manufacturing hub,” family members can have a hand “in making the ball.” The reef balls allow the deceased to contribute to the world that spawned him or her. George Frankel, the chief of the company, which is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia, said his service is not only “green,” but it also “actually helps the environment by giving fish a new habitat.”

2 Online Funeral Arrangements

Departing LLC, a company in Irving, Texas, is the first in the funeral industry to initiate online funeral arrangements, allowing customers to “pre-pay funeral expenses in today's dollars,” saving themselves money when, otherwise, future inflation would increases fees. By “streamlining” the funeral planning process, the company intends to simplify it while it remains both “more private and more personal.” The “secure website” will offer users an array of services from which to select, payable through “pre-need funeral insurance policies” that can be retired “in three to five years.” When the time comes, the family calls Departed LLC and is notified “which funeral home the loved one selected and paid to handle the funeral and service.”

1 Design for Death Competition

Other ideas for innovative services in the funeral industry may come from the Design for Death Competition “supported by the National Funeral Directors Association and sponsored by Lien Foundation and ACM Foundation.”




In the competition's Eco-Green Deathcare category, the third-prize went to the United Kingdom's Harry Trimble and Patrick Stevenson-Keating, both age 24, for “I Wish to Be Rain,” which called for cremains to be loaded “into a balloon” that produces rain as it collides with clouds. The cremains are “increasingly pressurized” as the balloon rises, so that the “capsule” containing them “bursts, dispersing the ashes into the clouds below.”


The category's second prize was awarded to South Africa's Ancunel Steyn, age 29, for her “Design for Death (& Living).” Steyn envisioned combining cemeteries with community activities, such as early childhood development centers, “coffee shops, restaurants and tea houses”; “therapy consultant rooms”; “self-serviced kiosks”; and a “yoga studio.” 

Pierre Reviere, age 27, and Enzo Pascual, age 25, of France received first prize in the category for their “Emergence,” which features the growth of a tree from a “biodegradable coffin or urn.” Another contestant, Jae Rhim Lee, age 37, of the United States, won the category's Special Jury Prize for suggesting “a jumpsuit of edible mushrooms.” The mushrooms weren't intended to be eaten. They were meant “to reduce the toxic chemicals that seep from the deceased body, allowing for natural decomposition.” (LINK 16)